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Joke of the Day

"NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called ""Night""."

"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"

"How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday! "

"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"

"Local mom loses 190 pounds with this one simple trick! She sold my weight set at the damn garage sale."

"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."

"Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative."

"A joke about procrastination. Eh, I'll write it later."

"I was born with an extra toe halfway down my leg. It's neato."

"Did you hear the theme song for new Lego Blade Runner? Everyone's a replicant!!! Everything is cool when nobody's real!"