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Joke of the Day
"I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it."
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"I used to date loose women but my cock kept slipping out."
"Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"
"What sea creature is the most self-centered? A shellfish"
"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."
"Does ""fear of commitment"" count towards a handicap parking space??"
"I want to write ""I miss you"" on a rock and throw it at your face so that you'll know how much it hurts to miss you."
"Me: Was this product tested on animals? Clerk: Yes. Me: [outraged] I knew it!!!! Clerk: Sir, that's a dog leash."
"If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl"