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Joke of the Day

"You can't have your cake and thigh gap too."

"Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield! 911: How's her head? Me: Her sister's better."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see its smelly friend Knock knock Whos there Chicken!"

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he was fingering minors."

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"The Irish Alligator His name was Croc O'Dile."

"Scientists believe the world began with the ""Big Bang"". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a ""bad case of gas""."

"What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees."

"I got a fishing pole for my wife I thought it was a pretty good trade."

"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."