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Joke of the Day
"You can't have your cake and thigh gap too."
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"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"
"If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership."
"How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps."
"Stapling my scrotum to a tree... Not a great way to start any evening..."
"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"
"If there's a pistachio that's difficult to open, I'll just move right on to another because life is short and so is my god damn temper"
"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."
"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"
"So i watched a scary movie last night. It was so scary my shit took a shit"