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Joke of the Day
"Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter."
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"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"
"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former life to deserve this shitty parking space."
"Q: How did the hermit pay for his home? A: Alone."
"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."
"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."
"I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol. (Blind jokes are the best kind)"
"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance! *this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol"
"Why does Santa Claus have such a large sack? He only comes once a year."