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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."
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"Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job."
"How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator"
"I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey. I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table."
"What do you call a virgin in West Virginia? An only child...."
"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."
"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "
"I'm gods gift to women if god only shopped at Rite Aid."
"Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says ""Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight"" Kermit replied ""Rippit""."
"What's better than Roses on your Piano? Tulips on your Organ."