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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !"
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"Why did the punk cross the road. He was stapled to the chicken."
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"[Morgue] Cop: Sir, I know it's tough but we need you to ID the body Me looking at corpse: *takes deep breath* Areare you over 21?"
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"Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon? In case they didn't want to come back."
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