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Joke of the Day

"The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don't believe in Santa 3. You dress up like Santa 4. You look like Santa"

"How do you shut Donald Trump up? Muzzle-im"

"What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue? Jews."

"What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana."

"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."

"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."

"My wife has a memory like an elephant I just wish she didn't look like one"

"Why does everyone love Plato? Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates"

"What do you call a Mexican on a hill? Gracias."

"Kiss her in the middle of her sentence chicks dig when you visit them in jail"