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Joke of the Day

"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."

"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"

"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."

"*climbs into windowless van* *puts on ""Free Hugs"" t-shirt* *heads out to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*"

"I heard you guys like corny jokes I'll give you an ear full : ^ )"

"Research has shown that men think about sex every 15 sex."

"Now that I'm almost 30, there is nothing more sexy to me, than a girl who is fully covered... ...By her health insurance provider."

"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""

"Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!"

"It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jerks they were last year."