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Joke of the Day

"You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you"

"Pancake day has really crepe'd up on me this year."

"What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?? Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window"

"Enjoying Life There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my wife when she has the hiccups. I wish I could wake up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis."

"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."

"What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant? The illegal immigrant knows how to cook."

"QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between ""I do"" and ""You'd better!"""

"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."

"How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one - you fucking bigot."

"How can you spot a racist in a crowd? They're the ones shouting ""Black Lives Matter!"""