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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind hooker Free"
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"OK - who knows their Soupy Sales lines? I'll give you the set-ups, you give us the lines."
"A guy asks his grandmother... ""Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD"". Granny replies, ""Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"""
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"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""Heeeeyeyeyeyey, why the looooong face?"" And the horse replies ""Because the guy telling the joke that I'm starring in has bad...comic...*timing.*"""
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