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Joke of the Day

"Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships? They wanted to see what a winning team looked like."

"Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra."

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls."

"My asian girlfriend made me mad so I replied in text message with.. -_-"

"heres a bad joke your life"

"yo mama so old Her first Christmas was the first Christmas"

"My father never hit me. But when I was bad, he would take off his belt... And then he'd take off his pants."

"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"

"My favorite word is plagiarism. I invented that word."

"i want to make my racing snail like turbo snail"