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Joke of the Day

"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."

"I've just been informed by a porn site that ""8 hot nymphos in my area are dying to meet me."" I'm understandably stoked."

"Sigmund Freud walks into a... ~~breasts~~ bar"

"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""

"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."

"So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree, He said ""Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"""

"What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you"

"I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC] ...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head."

"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"

"An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied..."