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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by changing TIFU's meaning to make a joke. Today I fished (for) up-votes by ( insert made up story )."

"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."

"What do you call an inspiring jerk session? A stroke of genius!"

"Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late! But first..."

"I just long for a relationship with someone who doesn't make me feel like I'm missing out on something cool on television or the internet."

"Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back..."

"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."

"I once swore in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels."

"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"

"I think ""So do you come here often?"" is a valid pick-up line. I don't want a girl who's drinking 7 martinis everyday."