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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"

"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."

"Remember: Life isn't about having amazing experiences, it's about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook."

"Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'"

"How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense? I'll post the punchline later."

"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."

"What does a Jamaican Liar sit on? Deceit."

"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."

"So is my call important to you or will it be answered in the order it was received? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!"

"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"