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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Chicken come to /r/jokes? [To be buried](http://www.reddit.com/r/antiantiantijokes/comments/3bccyc/the_chicken_sat_far_from_the_road_considering_its/)"

"Finally time for Donald Trump to.. Finally time for Donald Trump to have his long-pending anus transplant. He really needs to stop shitting from his mouth now."

"All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese."

"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"

"Two sperm are racing each other to get to the egg first After awhile one sperm says, ""Shouldn't we be there by now?"" The other sperm says, ""I don't think so, we just passed the esophagus."""

"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"

"What happens when you cross the band ""The Knack"" and a bottle of Corona? A song called ""My Corona"""

"When I die, my last thought will probably be ""Man that falcon looks pissed."""

"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."

"Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn."