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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Chicken come to /r/jokes? [To be buried](http://www.reddit.com/r/antiantiantijokes/comments/3bccyc/the_chicken_sat_far_from_the_road_considering_its/)"

"If you had to choose between Bill Gates' money and world peace... ...what colour should your porsche be?"

"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"

"My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson."

"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."

"Mom thinks I run google :D [Mom thinks I run google - My Funny Mom](http://www.etcpb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Mom-thinks-I-run-google.jpg)"

"If I had a dollar for every woman that thought I was ugly... Eventually they wouldn't think I was ugly."

"I don't attend funerals, even if I was close with the deceased. I'm just not a mourning person."

"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."