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Joke of the Day
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
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"There should be a prenatal test to tell if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here""."
"Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime."
"Why was the cancer doctor so tired? He was always oncol"
"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."
"What date is it today? Brasil/Germany Or Germany/Brasil in some countries."
"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."
"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house."