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Joke of the Day

"2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other ""I've never come this way before"". The other nun turns to her and says ""It's the cobblestone""."

"What do you call a group of cows robbing a Skyscraper? A high-steaks mission."

"Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you."

"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"

"What turns you on the most? Water. It makes me wet instantly."

"Joanke Its an inside joke."

"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."

"If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made."

"I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?"

"What do you call a Gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass!"