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Joke of the Day
"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond James Bond"
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"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"
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"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""
"Yoda is bad at telling jokes Why afraid of seven was six? Eighth nine seven because!"
"do you have a girlfriend dude? Friend: yeah dude! Me: where is she from? Friend: from a different nation. Me: oh really? Which country? Friend: from imagiNATION."
"(Amazingly, an original joke!) Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies? In a Mau5oleum!"
"A man goes to the library and asks for their best book on suicide! Librarian says ""Oh, we are out of copies on that. People who take it never returns it"""
"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"