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Joke of the Day
"What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer."
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"Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."
"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"
"How is the elevator business? Oh, it has its up and downs..."
"When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me."
"I let my blind friend borrow money He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me..."
"How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"
"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"
"""Your breathing holes are very nicely shaped"" Flirting is so easy"
"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."