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Joke of the Day

"Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today? Abraham Lincoln."

"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."

"A Kindergarten teacher in Detroit asks her class what sound a pig makes... A boy in the back of the class stands up and yells, ""FREEZE MOTHA FUCKA"""

"I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him GOD, I hope he calls me."

"What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm."

"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"

"I was speaking to a lad at work called krowski. I asked, ""So are you Polish?"" He said, ""No, my great grandad was."" I said, ""Oh, so you're just a tad pole?"""

"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"

"When I lose my glasses I become a horrible plumber because I can't see shit."