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Joke of the Day

"If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they're all gas"

"What do American beer and sex in a canoe have in common? F***ing close to water!"

"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""

"What does my calendar look like? Let me check. It has a bunch of fucking numbers on it and no space for you."

"Just heard they're investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE"

"What's the best thing to do with a thimble? Bang it with a drum-thtick!"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."

"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."

"""Guess what!"" ""What?"" ""I went clubbing and did the Bus Driver last night!"" ""Oh I love that dance move!"" ""It's a dance move?"""

"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!"