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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting old, The only way I can screw a woman... Is to borrow money from her and not pay her back. (Credit given to my friend. i'm not that clever.)"

"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."

"3 Trojans once tried that horse trick on a Greek city... Poor guys drowned in semen without ever being discovered."

"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"

"I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle... ..it became herby."

"Why do terrorists hate wine? Because there are too many zinfandel's."

"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."

"What's the best way to reheat turkey? Nuke it."

"A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym. Staff tried to escort him out, but he wanted to feel the burn."

"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""