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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."

"Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night"

"The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits if they wanted to be successful, ""gotta catch em all,"" remember!"

"So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar... ...to help his friends change a lightbulb"

"Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!"

"I swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat... had a stiff neck for days. i'm here all week folks. try the veal."

"MAJOR TOM: Tell my wife I love her very much... GROUND CONTROL: She knows. MAJOR TOM: Wait... Is she with you now? GROUND CONTROL: Bye, Tom."

"What does it look like when you microwave a baby? Not sure, I close my eyes when I masturbate"

"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"

"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"