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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza? ~A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser"

"CW: It's 11:11 make a wish. Me: I wish I could throw a clock at your face."

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"[God creating beards] ADAM: God, I don't like my face. GOD: Tell ya what, buddy: I'll cover it in pubes. ADAM: What? That's not GOD: Done."

"3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China"

"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."

"I ignored your Facebook Friend Request only because there isn't a ""Oh Hell No!"" Button!!!"

"While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!"

"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"