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Joke of the Day

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty. ^^^^^Yes, ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I ^^^^^already ^^^^^posted ^^^^^this, ^^^^^but ^^^^^the ^^^^^title ^^^^^got ^^^^^""AutoCorrected"""

"What do you call a slippery book? Non-Friction"

"Just thought this one up: What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common? They both know when it's time to turn things over."

"9: The remote isn't working me: Did you smack it? 9: Yep me: Did you push the button down really hard? 9: Yep me: Well I'm out of ideas"

"I think we could significantly cut down the number of different pasta shapes and still be okay."

"""Wow! Can you believe it's almost June already?!"" YES DEB, I AM WHOLLY MYSTIFIED BY THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF TIME ON PLANET EARTH"

"Where does biggest potato grow? Under the ground."

"Smoking 1: What Cures Smoking 2: Cancer"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."