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Joke of the Day

"3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China"

"Why does doctor pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead"

"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."

"Don't Invite Satan Over To Play Board Games... ...because last time I did it, he took the dice we used to play Monopoly. Now I have a pair of dice lost."

"I Don't Nap Because I Have Tentonitish I fall asleep around 2 and don't wake up till ten tonightish"

"I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables."

"Nice guys don't finish last, fat guys do."

"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""

"My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke... Because in Russia line punch you."

"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."