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Joke of the Day

"How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing. They are free of charge!"

"Q: What did the tree say to the mountain? A: Stop peaking at me."

"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."

"Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies."

"Why is there no Mexican olympics? Because everyone that can swim, run and jump is already across the border."

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."

"Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years."

"What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit."

"I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring. Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors."

"After reviewing my life, God may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. Sorry, guys."