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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."

"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"

"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."

"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."

"""You haven't listened to a word I've said."" Strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"Being Mute. Being mute means never having to say you're sorry."

"I really could use some steroids. My balls are just way too big."

"The only difference between a psychiatrist and a drug dealer is that the drug dealer doesn't make you wait an hour."

"Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Change?"

"What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea? A dead golfer..."