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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."
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"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."
"""You've changed."" ""I know, I'm a Transformer."""
"""I got your back"" ""And I got your nose"" ""Ooh I want his feet"" Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it"
"I keep my porn in the oven! My wife will never find it there!"
"""If you know about us Canadians, we like to say sorry..."" ""And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"""
"Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church."
"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""
"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Smoking causes a huge financial burden that's shared by all of us, so it only makes sense that they get a bunch of extra five minute breaks."