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Joke of the Day
"I, for one... is a roman numeral."
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"A friend of mine died late last night I woke up in mourning."
"[moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER."
"I just found out my cousin and her husband are pregnant Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal"
"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? ...because he's too short to be called an essay."
"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."
"What gym did Socrates go to? The Y."
"There's something I should tell you... ""Oh god what is it"" I have crabs ""NOOO"" *holds up two crabs* ""Oh I thought you meant-"" And HIV ""NOOO"""
"The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'"
"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"