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Joke of the Day

"April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."

"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"

"I saw a train today... It seemed really angry."

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet? V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U."

"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."

"Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries....."

"How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate."

"Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair. Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*"

"What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao."