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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."
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"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."
"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."
"[Scene: Cloud City. Two men fight each other with lightsabers] Mario: You-a kill my father! Wario: No. I am-a your father. Mario: Mama-mia!"
"A drunk law undergrad walks into a bar... ...the invigilator kicks him out."
"We could make the world much greener this #earthday if we simply banned red and blue"
"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."
"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"Professor: What is an independent variable? Student: A variable who don't need no man"
"[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship."