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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."
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"When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I."
"How long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months."
"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"
"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"
"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."
"What do you call a t-shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top!"
"""Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all"" - an actual duck."
"Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee."
"Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life."