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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton came out with a new campaign slogan in response to Sanders' ""Feel the Bern"" Its called ""Feel the Clit"""

"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."

"I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook."

"Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with battery."

"What's the difference between Reddit and Voat? Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site."

"How can you tell when an idiot's depressed? Go stand in front of a mirror"

"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."

"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."

"Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . ."

"I'm in an abusive relationship. controlling, manipulative, overbearing, demanding. it's for his own good."