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Joke of the Day

"Have you noticed that ""LOL"" has gone from meaning, ""laugh out loud"" to ""I don't fuckinig have anything else to say""."

"Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean ""Liner"""

"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."

"Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up."

"When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager."

"Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy)."

"Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying ""Tick, tick, tick, tick,...""? ""Ve haff vays of meking you tock."""

"What's a lawyer's favourite pastry? Suet"

"Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time."

"Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. And outside."