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Joke of the Day
"Mike: I'm really glad I wasn't born in France. Jim: Why? Mike: I can't speak French."
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"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
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"The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma."""
"Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Gets in shower Washes hair Thinks about a tweet Forgets if washed hair Washes hair Gets out of shower Forgets tweet"
"*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate..."
"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""