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Joke of the Day
"Your best ""Your pussy's so..."" Your pussy's so wrinkled I mistook it for an antique coin purse."
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"What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn? A rye-nocerous"
"I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk. Then I drop by later and yell, ""Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!""."
"[Man in restaurant] I'll have that lobster please. *points to aquarium containing lobster putting finishing touches to his octopus disguise*"
"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."
"Where do terrorists go when they're on the run? Apparently, they go everywhere."
"Treadmills should just have one big button that says ""Make Me Look Good Naked."""
"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."
"A Joke About Kim Jong Un [removed]"
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, ... I'd start thinking about you."