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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn? A rye-nocerous"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me."

"What was Hitler's favorite drunk food? Dictator-tots."

"I have an outstanding warrant for loitering. *I don't know why my brain thought this was the funniest joke to replay during my sleep this morning but it made me wake up giggling."

"""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever."

"I hope one day to have the chance to whisper ""what's she doing here?"" to the person next to me at a funeral."

"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."

"Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them"

"Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed? Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me."

"SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster's in there. ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?"