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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn? A rye-nocerous"
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"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."
"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"
"My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates."
"If a hippo was studying to be a neurosurgeon what school would the hippo go to? The Hippocampus!"
"My analogies are like vacuums.... They suck."
"Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY"
"What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? ""You're grounded."""
"cannibal clowns Two clowns are eating a dead body. One of the clowns stops and looks to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"