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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my mustard... spicy and brown. *spelling"
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"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."
"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."
"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"
"What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room? MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
"Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore."
"How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb? 14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house."
"What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"