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Joke of the Day

"if she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to have decisions about her healthcare be in the hands of old white men"

"What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck? [deleted]"

"What's Harambe's favourite retail store? Target"

"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."

"Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination? Don Rickles is dead."

"The ""walk of shame"" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card."

"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"

"Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are. Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes."

"Did you know that all Bicyclists are colorblind? Cause they can't tell Green from Red!"

"There was an explosion at the world's largest sprinkles factory earlier today. Fortunately there have been no fatalities, but the number of injured are reported to be in the hundreds and thousands."