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Joke of the Day
"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."
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"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"
"If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages"
"I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up."
"So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast."
"Dear Microsoft, If you had called it ""Bang"" instead of ""Bing,"" you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night."
"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking"
"What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ? the taste!"
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe..."