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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."

"WIFE: Will he ever wake up? DOCTOR: Only a shocking truth will do it W: i sold his pet hamster ME *eyes fly open* WHERE HAS THEODORE GONE"

"Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A labrador"

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"How is pussy like veal? It tastes sweeter the younger it is."

"Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders? Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name ""Sanders""."

"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."

"A hippie goes to the abortion clinic. The doctor says: ""If you want it organic, just go sit on a cactus."""