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Joke of the Day

"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."

"I created a new joke and a new word today Plagiarism"

"What did Judas say after capturing Jesus? Nailed it."

" Taken Single Depends on how drunk I am."

"I hit a can of bug spray with a hammer and my dad walked in the room. He caught me beating Off"

"The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier"

"Red cross: would you like to volunteer to give blood? Me: oh, no thank you, I already involuntarily give blood 5 days out of the month"

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."

"Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss"

"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"