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Joke of the Day
"Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss"
Next Joke
"I don't mind lesbians, actually. They're still women who won't sleep with me, but at least it's nothing personal."
"I walked 10 miles today. I knew I shouldn't have let my dad name my dog."
"If you're nervous about speaking in public just imagine everyone holding a meatball sub. Even if you're not nervous picture it. It's amazing"
"[racist] What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture? Dad jokes"
"If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive."
"I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses."
"Two prostitutes are discussing one asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? the other one answers: -Fifty dollars like everybody else"
"My gps got me lost today so I got angry and told it to go to hell. I just arrived at my mother in law's house."
"Why do farts smell? so deaf people can enjoy them too."