199410

Joke of the Day

"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"

"Police: where were you between 5 and 6? Me: Kindergarten"

"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES??"

"Two Snowmen are in a field... ...and one turns to the other and says ""Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."" My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion."

"""Meetings"" What a Jamaican calls everything he owns."

"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."

"The New Men's Birth Control Pill It's about the size of a marble. You put it into your shoe. It makes you limp."

"[on 1st date] Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single? Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn."

"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""

"The secret to my amazing vegan burgers is real beef."