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Joke of the Day

"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"

"I told my dog to heel... So he went to the hospital and did all he could."

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em."

"I ap-p-p-p-lied for a j-job as a r-r-r-radio an-n-nouncer. Sh-sh-shame on them, rej-jecting me because I'm b-b-b-black."

"A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked ""Mommy, are these my brains?"" Mom said, ""Not yet, honey."""

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One! But the light bulb has to WANT to change."

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."

"what u call a Bee that lives in America? A USB"

"What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind the other minds the train."

"I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix."