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Joke of the Day

"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"

"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Trump won the election? IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""

"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."

"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."

"Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair."

"Boo ""Knock Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""Boo!"" ""Boo who?"" ""Geez, no need to cry, it's just a joke."""

"Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg? He lost it back in the 'Nom War"

"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school? It's okay, he woke up."