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Joke of the Day

"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""

"My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him 'care to make this interesting?' He said 'sure'. So we stopped playing chess."

"Oh so Paris Hilton can carry a dog in her purse but if I leave my baby in a suitcase behind the chicken restaurant I'm some kind of monster."

"A paper cut is a tree's last revenge."

"What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop!"

"my wife wouldn't let me wear my pajama jeans to her awards luncheon thing because you can ""see my balls through them"" smh"

"Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like? Because he doesn't have a Seoul."

"Hello from the other side Bye."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"

"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"