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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like? Because he doesn't have a Seoul."
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"In the time it took you to read this, Woody Allen made another film and it starred some big names and it was ok and now it's on DVD already"
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"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""
"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."