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Joke of the Day

"He's making his list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out how many Jews will suffice. Oskar Schindler's coming to town."

"Baby, it's cold outside. I checked my weather app."

"It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous."

"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."

"TIL 9/10 redditors are bad at math. I'm glad to be the 1%."

"Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork."

"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."

"only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!"

"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."

"I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As...."