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Joke of the Day
"Why is Perfume so cheap? Because its only worth one scent!"
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"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""
"Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous? Because he was a master-baiter."
"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""
"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"
"On earth: A magician puts his hand in his hat. In the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. It is time. The rabit council must choose another sacrifice."
"What do you get when you mix nosleep with eye bleech. sleep bleech"
"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""
"What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road? ""Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"""
"What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar."